Well, hello! Isn't this a great way to meet? Neither of us has to straighten the house,
you don't have to envy my size zero pink spandex biker shorts, and I don't have to
regret that the only place they would fit is my head. (But I am on a diet.)

Have you figured out who's been carving those names on your side of the fence?
You are so nice not to blame me. I know the names match the couples in my books,
and I am sort of shameless about promoting my stories of love, laughter and
faith in God, but I would never do that! For one thing, I wouldn't be very good at it.
For another, I could never limit myself to so few words. What shall we talk about next?